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Humor is the absence of terror, and terror the absence of humor.
- Lord Richard Buckley |
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In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
- Ben Franklin |
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If your lips are extended beyond your nose then you are about to do something rude.
- Scott Adams |
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde |
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain |
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain |
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Sartre |
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Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
- Richard Feynman |
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